• Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
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  • Me three years ago: Oh God I hope nobody realizes I'm gay
  • Me now: Dammit why doesn't anybody realize I'm gay
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the best part of 2013 was when those 2 guys illegally climbed the pyramids in egypt and took photos of it

i mean like 


how rad

(via the--illumi--naughty)

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"little black dress who u doin it for?" 

my damn self wtf

(via jessandnicks)

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